How to win a ride on Gronk's party bus
By Jason Rowan
New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski posted a video on Tuesday about a contest he is holding that awards a fan the opportunity to experience the unhinged mayhem and good time-having, fun-filled frivolity that routinely occurs in his much-ballyhooed party bus.
All that is required to get the chance to enter the World of Gronk is a $10 entry fee. All proceeds from the contest will benefit his charity, “The Gronk Nation Youth Foundation & Kids 2 Camp.”
Gronkowski is of course in full Gronk mode in the video that touts the details of a contest where he’ll be “picking up one lucky fan and their friends to get crazy with us on this party bus.”
Various scenes of hard-partying insanity are shown in the video as Gronkowski spells out what is expected of contest entrants.
“So you want to party rock like a Gronk? Here’s what it takes,” Gronkowski explains.
“It takes focus,” he says as his Beer Pong talents are showcased.
“It takes fitness,” Gronkowski continues, as footage is then shown of him bench-pressing a young lady.
“It takes teamwork,” he says, with video of goodness-knows-what occurring.
“It takes a will to in,” Gronk adds, which of course involves a rousing bout of Sumo Suit Wrestling.
Finally, Gronkowsi explains the last, perhaps most important thing that will be required of any potential contest winner … and it’s a real doozy.
“It takes commitment,” he stresses, before adding, “… to Taylor Swift.”
Wait … what?
So, yeah, exactly what one would expect from a Rob Gronkowski Party Bus contest.
And then the tight end gets a bit serious, saying, “But most of all, you gotta have heart. So that’s why every entry is helping Gronk Nation Youth Foundation and Kids 2 Camp.”
Forget the “Summer of Gronk” circa 2012 (or 2013 … or 2014), the upcoming sun-splashed offseason for Rob Gronkowski certainly will be a celebrated summer. And one lucky fan will be along for at least part of the ride.
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