How to read this NBA preview


Community: Write about the overarching theme of this team’s season
Friends: Write about this team’s chemistry
Third Rock From the Sun: Write about this team’s third-best player
Seinfeld: Write something that means nothing about this team
The Odd Couple: Write about two players on this team who might not blend well
I Love Lucy: Write about this team’s resident chaos-creator
Frasier: Write about the collective neuroses of this team
Gilligan’s Island: Write some fiction about this team being stranded on a desert island
Arrested Development: Write about this team’s inherent limitations
How I Met Your Mother: Write about how this team’s offensive or defensive system will work
Freaks and Geeks: Write about a compelling statistical storyline for this team
Everybody Loves Raymond: Write about this team’s most likable player
Boy Meets World: Write about this team’s young talent
Perfect Strangers: Spatial analysis of how this team’s lineups might work offensively (all provided by Matt D’Anna – @hoop_nerd)
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Minnesota Timberwolves: The future is now, maybe
Oklahoma City Thunder: We don’t need no water
Portland Trail Blazers:
Utah Jazz:
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Dallas Mavericks: On a horse with no name
Houston Rockets:
Memphis Grizzlies: Still grinding after all these years
New Orleans Pelicans:
San Antonio Spurs: Best friends forever
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Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers: Something wicked this way comes
Los Angeles Lakers:
Phoenix Suns:
Sacramento Kings: My kingdom for some stability
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Cleveland Cavaliers: For the King who has everything
Detroit Pistons:
Indiana Pacers:
Milwaukee Bucks:
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Boston Celtics: Feeling the slow burn
Brooklyn Nets: When the only tool you have is a hammer
New York Knicks:
Philadelphia 76ers:
Toronto Raptors:
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Atlanta Hawks: Every party needs a pinata
Charlotte Hornets: A wrinkle in time
Miami Heat: Spending down a legacy
Orlando:
Washington Wizards: Playing the waiting game
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