National Basketball Association

Frank Kaminsky has a pretty neat bathtub

Published Jun. 30, 2017 6:28 p.m. ET

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When Frank Kaminsky was drafted in 2015, there were questions. Was drafting a senior a smart move? How would his long range game develop? Would he ever be a better rotation player than the Zeller that was on the team in his position? I can’t remember which Zeller it is, but I think it was the one that had the suite life with Zach Lowe.

The fact that Justise Winslow was picked immediately afterward only poured fuel on the question conflagration. Comparisons were bound to happen. People like comparing things, apparently. Who would have a stronger immediate impact on their team? Whose name is more fun? Who would look better shirtless in a bathtub full of candy?

Practicing my game w/ a @Skittles dispensing bball hoop. They hooked me up! pic.twitter.com/HmVHAXxigR

— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) October 5, 2016

Frank Kaminsky has done his part to answer that last question. I don’t know what the answer is. I’m really confused right now. Not about anything in particular but in general. I have a look on my face like I’m wondering who microwaved a sock and why.

There are multiple camera shots here. Did he set them up on his own, or does he have a cameraperson? Is that cameraperson Justise?

Someone is presumably trying to help there brand with this. Who? Also, how? I don’t know what Frank Kaminsky’s brand is, but I imagine the logo is clip art. Is this something Skittles wants us to think about when we eat their product? It’s going to happen. Frank Kaminsky has bathed in Skittles, and there is nothing you or I can do about it. And Skittles retweeted it, so it must be alright.

That hoop is awesome. How do I get one? I probably wouldn’t keep it in my bathroom, but I would keep it. Do I have to be an NBA player?

Someone help me. I need help. I think all of us could use some help right now.