Major League Baseball

Manny HR 'gone like ex-girlfriend'

Published Jun. 8, 2013 1:00 a.m. ET

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Can't get enough Manny?

Well, here's one for you. On a recent Ramirez homer in the Chinese Professional Baseball League, the Taiwanese announcer refers to the blast "just like (an) ex-girlfriend who will never return."

See for yourself.

We really hope there will be a documentary on Ramirez's exploits in Taiwan.

From his dressing as the Incredible Hulk for a train ride between cities with his team, the EDA Rhinos ...

You either miss Manny Ramirez or you're a liar. #HulkTakesOverTaiwan twitter.com/NothingButSox/…
— Nothing But Sox (@NothingButSox) May 10, 2013

... to his slow home run trots, we're sure a Manny-mentary would be a hit — make that a "home run."

And let's not forget his Michael Jackson impression — often when taking a mighty big cut and missing.

By now, baseball fans in China probably stopped confusing Man-Ram with Cincinnati starting pitcher Johnny Cueto as these fans did at an early game this season.

Mandy Cheng / AFP