Boston Red Sox

Report: Big Papi XXX? Ortiz to be offered $100K to star in adult film

Published Sep. 24, 2015 2:52 p.m. ET

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David Ortiz mentioned in a fill-in-the-blank exercise for the Players’ Tribune that his dream job — outside of being a major-league baseball player, of course — would be a porn star.

Well, the Boston Red Sox slugger’s dreams of being an adult film star could be realized if he takes up Vivid Media on its $100,000 offer to star in flick tentatively entitled “Big Papi’s Slugger,” TMZ reports.

TMZ reportedly has heard from Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch that an official offer currently is being written up and that the “script” involves Ortiz and four or five women, as Hirsch so eloquently states that Big Papi’s “personality is too big for just one.”

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