Columbus Crew SC’s new kit draws urinal jokes galore

Columbus fans, avert your eyes!

How you doing, Columbus?

Good? That’s great!

Unfortunately, we have some very bad news. This is going to be your soccer team’s new kit this season:

What an abomination. Just brutal. How do you explain this?

"Inspired by the Columbus City Flag, the For Columbus kit creates a powerful and bold connection between the Club and the City," the club’s official press release reads.

Bold? Absolutely. Powerful? The only thing powerful about it has been the decisively negative reaction on Twitter:

You know it’s bad when the best thing people had to say about it was that the players now look like Minions.