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New Ideas of Questions For Russell Westbrook
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New Ideas of Questions For Russell Westbrook

Published Jun. 30, 2017 6:28 p.m. ET

Russell Westbrook is done answering questions about Kevin Durant. Questions for Oklahoma City Thunder reporters to ask Russell Westbrook.

That’s going to leave a lot of reporters upset because it’s tough to not talk about someone when someone keeps talking about you. Don’t worry Oklahoma City Thunder reporters, I’ve come up with a whole list of new questions for you to ask Russell Westbrook. I’ve even prepared Westbrook’s likely response in an effort to save you some transcribing time.

If you use any of these questions, make sure to credit me and send me part of your paycheck. Thank you.

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May 26, 2016; Oakland, CA, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Russell Westbrook (0) waits to take the floor prior to the game the game against the Golden State Warriors in game five of the Western conference finals of the NBA Playoffs at Oracle Arena. Credit: Cary Edmondson-USA TODAY Sports

Question: What do you think about Anthony Slater leaving for Golden State?

Answer: Who?

Question: Do you still believe that it’s winning time?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Does your dog still have a Warriors jersey and a “I <3 Steph Curry” collar?

Answer: That wasn’t the Brodie.

Question: Who do you have winning the Stanley Cup this year?

Answer: The what?

Mar 11, 2016; Oklahoma City, OK, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder center Steven Adams (12) and center Enes Kanter (11) react to a call in action against the Minnesota Timberwolves during the second quarter at Chesapeake Energy Arena. Credit: Mark D. Smith-USA TODAY Sports

Question: Favorite Stache Bro?

Answer: Mario.

Question: How has your game changed with a different supporting cast this year?

Answer: Hasn’t.

Question: Are things a little easier and more comfortable under Billy Donovan in his second year?

Answer: Yeah. Billy is great.

Question: If you stuck on a desert island and could only bring three movies with you, which movies would you bring?

Answer: The Hunger Games trilogy.

Question: Would you rather dance on stage with Taylor Swift or play basketball against President Obama?

Answer: Dance. Obama wouldn’t be competitive.

Question: Who are you voting for in the upcoming election?

Answer: Russell Westbrook.

Question: As the leader of the team, how do you make sure that everyone plays together and is ready to play every night?

Answer: We won’t have that problem this year.

Question: James Bond or Jason Bourne?

Answer: Bond. James Bond.

Question: Are you too focused on your fashion?

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    Answer: I’m focused on winning basketball games.

    Question: How do you handle the criticisms levied at you and the team over the years?

    Answer: Don’t listen.

    Question: How can this team be better?

    Answer: Execution.

    Question: Do you run or make runways?

    Answer: *Laughs*

    Question: How is your relationship with the basketball? Are you still friends?

    Answer: That’s two questions.

    Question: How come you’re never wearing a shirt in your social media videos?

    Answer: That’s a good question.

    Question: Why is this team ready to win the title this year?

    Answer: Why not?

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