If Dwyane Wade had a nickel for every time he dunked, he'd be able to buy nosebleed seats to his own games.
Actually, that doesn't sound so impressive. Let's try again...
If Dwyane Wade had a nickel for every time he dunked, he'd be able to buy a kind of nice dinner for a normal person but one that is probably much cheaper than his average meal.
No, that's even worse. One more time...
If Dwyane Wade had a nickel for every time he dunked, he'd boast more change than Barack Obama's 2008 presidential campaign.
Boom. Done. Here's Wade's 1,000th career dunk from Tuesday evening:
D-Wade cleans it up! Fun Fact: It's his 1,000th career dunk! @miamiheat pull within 10 in Q2 @NBATV #NBARapidReplay https://t.co/M3T5fE358M
— NBA (@NBA) November 4, 2015
That's a lot of dunks, especially when you have so many coins weighing you down.
