Texts From Last Race: 'Hair-raising' victory helps 'gel' the No. 47 team

Published Aug. 12, 2014 4:45 p.m. ET

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AJ Allmendinger wowed at Watkins Glen International. But what happened afterward?

Thanks to our always entertaining friend Nascarcasm, Shake and Bake has uncovered a private (and extremely fake) post-race group text message between some of your favorite drivers.

The 'Dinger is enjoying his "hair-raising" victory, Marcos Ambrose is turning on the Aussie charm and we finally learn who hit the bean bag chair in Kevin Harvick's car.