Washington Capitals captain Alexander Ovechkin is ... not good at golf

Alexander Ovechkin is really good at hockey. We know this. He is one of, if not the best player in the NHL.

What the Washington Capitals winger is NOT so good at ... is golf. Like, hilariously bad.

The 31-year-old hockey star hit the links Thursday afternoon with some of his Capitals teammates, and shared this incredible video of himself attempting to tee off: 

Third time's the charm.

Thankfully he's paid millions of dollars to play hockey and not golf. On the other hand, I need a televised Alexander Ovechkin vs. Charles Barkley 1-on-1 match like I need air to breathe.