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Korea Times anoints the Chicago Bears as Stanley Cup champions

Published Jun. 17, 2015 4:02 p.m. ET

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By Andrew Bucholtz

It’s a good day for the Chicago Bears, who don’t even play hockey, but have been declared as the Stanley Cup champions by The Korea Times:

There’s just a slight difference between the Bears and the Blackhawks, but, hey, maybe Bears fit better in that headline. This does raise intriguing questions about how the Bears would fair as a hockey team, though. Jay Cutler, power-play quarterback? Jared Allen, bone-crunching defenseman? Matt Forte, checking-line center? This also fits with comments from Bears’ receiver Alshon Jeffery.

Well, according to The Korea Times, you already have, Alshon! Now, about that Super Bowl…

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