Breaking down the best of the best nicknames in international soccer

Fennec foxes? Socceroos? International team nicknames are great.

One of international soccer’s best qualities is it provides us the opportunity to unearth some excellent nicknames. Most national teams have at least one nickname, and we’ve decided to break down our favorites — separated into four categories: animal-based, color-centric, human-based and abstract/miscellaneous. There were plenty of tough cuts (sorry, Super Eagles!), but only a select few can be the standard-bearers.

Australia – The Socceroos

Only Australia could get away with making up a word and nobody bats an eye. The Socceroos – a portmanteau of “soccer playing” and “kangaroos” – even have a mascot named Maloo. More international teams should have mascots, because mascots are the best.

Thailand — Changsuk/The War Elephants

Cote d’Ivoire could have a beef here, but would you rather have a war elephant or just a regular elephant? Most folks probably think of Dumbo when they hear the word “elephant,” so Thailand took it a step further to ensure the intimidation factor.

Myanmar – The Golden Tiger

Also known as the White Angels, one would think Myanmar would opt for a white tiger as their secondary nickname … but they didn’t. Nevertheless, golden tigers are just as cool, and actually tend to be larger than regular tigers. They’re also quite white themselves. It’s the best of both worlds!

Cameroon — Lions Indomptables/The Indomitable Lions

As if any person thought they’d have a chance against a lion, Cameroon went ahead and clarified any doubt by calling themselves indomitable – which means impossible to defeat or subdue. That’s a pretty formidable pairing.

Algeria — Les Fennecs/The Fennec Foxes

Have you ever seen fennec foxes? They’re inarguably some of the cutest animals in the world. And as the national animal of Algeria, they’re a perfect fit for the national team’s nickname. While the name lacks any real fear-inducing quality, it’s best to not talk any smack about them. With those ears, they’re sure to hear any hate.

Argentina — La Albiceleste/The White and Sky-Blue

You’d be hard pressed to find a uniform crisper than Argentina’s iconic white and sky-blue striped kit. Also going for them: Albiceleste is just fun to say. That’s: al-bee-sell-es-tay. Fun!

Croatia — Kockasti/The Checkered Ones

More commonly known as the "Vatreni," meaning "blazers" or "fiery ones," Croatia are also called “the checkered ones,” due to their ever-present checkerboard kits. The checkered look is so preeminent that some players even take it a step further and add the effect to their head.

Spain — La Furia Roja/The Red Fury

Sometimes a team’s nickname doesn’t really make sense. Spain don’t fall into that category. Sure, they flamed out in the 2016 Euros, but prior to that they’d won the tournament back-to-back with a World Cup title sandwiched in the middle.

Netherlands — Oranje/Orange

Pretty awesome that a team can just lay claim to an entire color and that’s that. Nothing fancy about it, Netherlands = orange and orange = Netherlands.

Mexico — El Tri

National pride is a major part of the Mexican national team (as it is with most teams), but Mexico take it a step further with their nickname. El Tri is short for El Tricolor, the flag of Mexico. Green, white and red gives you three colors, hence tricolor. 

Jamaica — The Reggae Boyz

Few teams embody their nickname quite like Jamaica. The island nation embraces the Reggae Boyz so much that a group of artists formed Jamaica United and released a song titled “Rise Up” in honor of the team’s first World Cup appearance in 1998. Even Ziggy Marley got in on the collaboration!

Colombia — Los Cafeteros/The Coffee Makers

Full disclosure: I’m not much of a coffee drinker myself. I know enough, though, that a place that produces an average of 11.5 million bags of coffee per year has to be making a damn good brew – decaffeinated coffee crystals notwithstanding.

Seychelles — The Pirates

There isn’t a whole lot to say about pirates that isn’t common knowledge. Anybody that doesn’t know who they are or why they’re cool is a total swab. Seychelles got the jump on a strong nickname. If you need further convincing, I suggest you check out some pirate jokes.

Jordan — An-Nashama/The Brave Gentlemen

The Jordanian fans refer to their team as The Brave Gentleman or The Chivalrous, depending on the translation. Either way, both are quite esteemed monikers, and both sound like they would make for sweet big-budget movies.

Trinidad and Tobago — The Soca Warriors

It’s serendipitous that Trinidad and Tobago are a twin-island republic, because it could be argued their nickname has a dual meaning. While many will point out that “soca” could be slang for “soccer,” it turns out that soca is also a genre of music. Furthermore, soca’s origins are found in T&T. Gotta love a nickname that works on multiple levels.

San Marino — La Serenissima/The Most Serene

As one of the smallest UEFA countries, San Marino don’t have much to hang their hats on in terms of competitive victories. What they do have, though, is an idyllic region of their own, surrounded by Italy on all sides. Just check out this castle overlooking the city, and try and question why they’re called The Most Serene.

Zambia — Chipolopolo/The Copper Bullets

Heck of a nickname for Zambia. The African country exports over $9.7 billion in copper according to the OEC. While there are many uses for copper, nothing says “we mean business” like ammunition!

Wales — Y Dreigiau/The Dragons

The red dragon is an indelible icon of Wales and is found on most all Welsh national symbols. It adorns their flag, currency and, of course, their national team. Some might wonder why the Dragons aren’t categorized as animals in this breakdown. Well, I have some bad (or actually good) news for you … Dragons aren’t real. This isn’t “Game of Thrones.“

St. Vincent and the Grenadines — The Vincy Heat

Over 30 islands make up the Caribbean archipelago of St. Vincent and the Grenadines, with St. Vincent being the largest. Alongside azure seas, the islands all share a common trait: they’re hot. The tropical climate averages about 86 degrees Fahrenheit … in January. It certainly makes sense that the national team would lean on the muggy climate when it came to picking their nickname.

Denmark — The Danish Dynamite

They are red, they are white, they are Danish Dynamite. The Denmark national team earned their nickname after bursting onto the scene with an offensively stacked team in the 1980s. The likes of Michael Laudrup, Preben Elkjær, Søren Lerby and others helped usher in a wave of support that culminated at the 1986 World Cup … as well as with a little ditty called "Re-Sepp-Ten." In gloriously ’80s fashion, here’s the Danish Dynamite singing an anthem that would become iconic for the team:

So, it’s never easy to pick favorites … but here are which nicknames we think are the strongest from each category. Vote for your favorite! 

Also, did we miss any great nicknames? Do you disagree with any on this list? This is the internet, so feel free to voice your dissent in the comments.