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Tweet Tweet: Golf fashion fight

Published Sep. 23, 2010 1:00 a.m. ET

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From Atlanta Falcons' Brent Grimes (@BGrimes20): Why is it still so hot outside, I'm pretty sure it's late September... Today's practice felt like Training Camp all over again lol

Mother Nature and Al Gore apologize for the weather not abruptly dropping 30 degrees on the first day of fall.

From former NFL'er Willie Anderson (@WillAnderson79): DONT TRY TO HARD TO BE THE KING! MOST KINGS DIE YOUNG WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF

Just how many "kings" does America currently have? We can only think of one, and he's self-anointed at that.

From UFL receiver Sonny Shackelford (@Sonny_Shack): In court right now lol, feeling like im in the show law & order hahahah. I plead da 1 2 3 4 fiiiifth!

America's first official "court texter."

Some more advice from former NFL'er Willie Anderson (@WillAnderson79): SEE SUCESS IS LIKE SUICIDE. IF YOURE WANTING TO BE SUCCESSFUL PLAN ON GETTING CRUCIFIED! CHECK THE NEWS ON THAT

Some solid advice for today's generation: Don't reach for the stars, kids. America needs more slackers.

From Cleveland Cavaliers' Daniel Gibson (@BooByD_Gibson): What y'all think bout the New Uni's? I say they colder than a polar bear toenails. They fresh!

"Cooler than the other side of the pillow" is out. "Colder than a polar bear's toenails" is in. See how these catchy phrases catch fire? Props.

From USC Trojans' CJ Gable (@CJ_Gable): Girls when u where flip flops have your feet clean smh don't have dirt all on your toes

That's not dirt, it's OPI Black Onyx by OPI nail polish, and it rawks.

From Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Ocho Cinco (@OGOchoCinco): All jewlers on twitter I need a pepe le peu #skunk piece , need a good price, same size as Wacka Flacka piece from da muppet babies.

Huh?

From golfer Stewart Cink (@stewartcink): Who wants my lavender sweater?

Who knew this tweet would start a fashionista war between golfers? (keep reading)

From golfer Ian Poulter (@IanJamesPoulter) to golfer Paul Azinger (@PaulAzinger): Are you bashing our Ryder Cup outfits, LOL have you seen what the US Team are wearing. 14 inch trophy on your chest nice, NOT

We've never seen "athletes" fight about fashion before…this could get ugly.

From golfer Ian Poulter (@IanJamesPoulter): The 2010 Ryder Cup sweaters are sumptuous, the trousers are terrific, the accessories are amazing. They r hardly going to say they r crap

Sumptuous???? Accessories???????????????

From Ian Poulter (@IanJamesPoulter): well im sure this beauty will go down really well with some of the american team.

Boom!

From Paul Azinger (@Paul Azinger): Could this be the biggest fashion disaster since George Costanza had the Yankees wearing all cotton uniforms?

Yes.

From retired NFL'er Jerry Rice (@JerryRice): Monday night was very special....Many thanks to all of you for your support and well wishes.

And Jerry, we thank you, sir.

From former NFL'er Thurman Thomas (@thurmanthomas), a series of tweets:

Do people actually think Hockey players are tougher, than Football players? Lay off the Drugs people..

Wow, so there are no timeouts in hockey, and guys take what 2 mins off every shift...

Hockey must be tougher, you can play for 20 yrs.....Hmmmmm

I'm not saying hockey players aren't tuff people, I'm saying football is more PHYSICAL...

Thurman, we're not going to listen to the guy who missed the first two plays of Super Bowl XXVI because he lost his helmet.

From former NFL'er Willie Anderson (@WillAnderson79), two tweets:

LET me leave twitter alone. She's getting tired of me today.

OH its the wrong time to call twitter a Woman. #badtaste

*crickets chirping*

From New England Patriots' Rob Gronkowski (@RobKronk_87): can someone teach me how to dougie?

If you mean the "Dougie Dance," just pretend to wipe sweat off your head and get jiggy. If you mean "dougie" as in swagger, well, that tweet means you don’t have it yet. (But earn a Super Bowl ring or change your last name to Ocho Siete and you will officially have "dougie.")

From Phoenix Coyotes' Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0): Playing in LaLa land tomorrow night against the kings. Tmz will prolly be there catching my sick muzzy walking into the rink. @DennisTFP have Alyssa Milano come sick shot gun by the glass. Have ur people contact my people lol.

For the record, people ... that's "dougie."

From Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Ocho Cinco (@OGOchoCinco): You know what, I want iced out toilet seat representing me being the sh*t, and a iced out toilet paper bracelet, lmao

Pity the jeweler who would actually have to clean that diamond-encrusted seat.