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This is why athletes should never marry
Published Aug. 18, 2009 8:42 p.m. ET
Jason Whitlock
I've never understood why a college or professional athlete would get married.
They enter into the institution of lying/marriage with as much chance of remaining sexually faithful as I do entering a Wendy's and adhering to my diet.
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