Dallas Cowboys

Cowboys get pep talk from fan who can't count

Published Sep. 16, 2015 3:52 p.m. ET

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Well, there’s no stopping the Cowboys now.

With fans like this inspiring them, how can they lose?

The Cowboys are going to run though walls for this guy.

Let’s just hope the Cowboys don’t do every single thing he says. This superfan implores his team to “dominate, annihilate and assassinate.”

Well, that’s a little much. The Cowboys just need to find a way to win without Dez Bryant. Guns shouldn’t be a part of that plan.

This guy also might want to do a little research before going all rah-rah. He implies that the Cowboys have had 11 quarterbacks since Troy Aikman and 11 coaches since Jimmy Johnson, counting them all before running out of fingers. Problem is, only four quarterbacks between Aikman and Tony Romo have led the Cowboys in passing, and the Cowboys have had just five coaches between Johnson and Jason Garrett.

Also, when he refers to the Lombardi Trophy, whatever he calls it sure doesn’t sound like “Lombardi.” It sounds like he says “Yzerman Trophy.”

Steve Yzerman?

Did we miss something?

Whatever.

It’s also kind of hard to get pro athletes pumped up when you stop in mid-speech to rub your eye.

Well, if the Cowboys have a bad season, at least this will provide a little comic relief.

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