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Six birthday presents for Tim Tebow

Updated Mar. 5, 2020 1:40 a.m. ET

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By Andy Nesbitt, FOXSports.com Wednesday, as we all know by now, was Tim Tebow's birthday. Rejoice! So what do you get the most-talked about third-string QB in the history of the NFL? It's a tough call, indeed. So why just settle for one thing when you can give him six things? And by things we mean helpful YouTube videos because we're too cheap to actually by a real gift. So here we go, Tim Tebow. We hope you enjoy these well-thought-out "gifts" that can help as you begin your 27th year on Earth. 1. Not-so-breaking news: Tebow sometimes struggles to throw the football (see photo below for proof). It wouldn't be a problem if he were selling insurance, but he's trying to make the Patriots' roster, so throwing the football is a key job requirement.

Well, we know just the person to help him learn the ins and outs of tossing the ol' pigskin.

2. More not-so-breaking news: Tebow is a virgin. It's time for him to find the right woman, settle down and start a family. But dating can be tough! Not anymore.

Hopefully that will well help in avoid more awkward hugs like this one:

3. Even more not-so-breaking-news: Tebow might not make the Patriots roster. We know, we know. that would be crushing news. But don't fear, there's always the CFL. However, moving to a new country can be a daunting task. There has to be some paperwork and whatnot to fill out. Don't worry, Tebow, we've got you covered.

4. What if the NFL doesn't work out and the move to Canada never comes to fruition? Well then it might be time to start looking for, gulp, a real job. Finding employment in this tough economy is anything but easy. It's important to have all of your ducks in a row before looking for work. Dooooooon't worry, Tebow, we've got you covered.

5. Tebow could run for public office. Like tomorrow, if he wanted to. But you just can't jump into politics. It's a much different game than football. It also can be more vicious than football. Don't worry, Tebow, we've got you covered.

6. Finally, we'd like to remind Tebow that people LOVE him. A lot. Enjoy this special tribute made by one of your biggest fans, Mr. Tebow, and have a happy birthday, you big lug.

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