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Gilbert Arenas can't score courtside seats to Kobe's last game, seeks 10-day Lakers deal
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Gilbert Arenas can't score courtside seats to Kobe's last game, seeks 10-day Lakers deal

Published Feb. 18, 2016 9:16 a.m. ET

Claiming that there's no courtside tickets left, "Agent Zero" Gilbert Arenas is making a strategic pitch for a front-row seat at Black Mamba's final game when the Los Angeles Lakers host the Utah Jazz at the Staples Center on April 13.

Besides Kobe Bryant's farewell tour, all the Lakers (11-44) have going for them at this point is securing more ping pong balls than the Sixers in the June lottery (8-45), so they may as well consider the former Wizards guard's pitch:

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"As I look at the end of the Lakers bench AND realize what #hibbert #metta @swaggyp1 been doing all season #WatchingKobesLastSeason in those NICE #CourtsideSeats....Buss you gotta let me be down..give ya boy a #10day from (april 3rd-13th) ill pay for the seat."

Arenas is better at creative thinking than he is at hunting because there are courtside seats currently available on secondary markets for $24,000. Pricey, sure, but Arenas used to spend $5,000 a month to feed sharks he kept at a tank in his house.

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