National Basketball Association

Someone created a LinkedIn page for Tim Duncan and it's hilarious

Published Aug. 1, 2016 10:08 a.m. ET

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NBA legend Tim Duncan retired from the game of basketball last month after 19 years in the NBA, and while he might not be ready to re-enter the job market, someone took the time to create an extensive LinkedIn profile for the Spurs great, as spotted by @SteveKylerNBA. Duncan's relevant work expeirence includes "screening and rolling" and "onboarding recently-traded-for co-workers."

Via LinkedIn:

"As a member of the San Antonio Spurs for 19 years I played (and excelled) at the Power Forward and Center positions. I can provide references upon request.

My responsibilities included:

-Scoring in the high and low post against a wide array of competitors.

-Blocking and altering opponents shots.

-Grabbing and securing rebounds on the offensive and defensive end.

-Passing the basketball for both assists and general ball movement purposes.

-Onboarding recently-traded-for co-workers, helping to familiarize them with our sets, system and culture.

-Screening and rolling from all relevant directions.

-Spearheading late game scoring comebacks.

-Mentoring younger co-workers and helping them reach their goals.

-Engaging the locker room in Socratic Dialogue."