Shaq to release his own cream soda

The Daddy. The Diesel. The Soda Maker?

Shaquille O’Neal will be launching his own soda brand (cream soda to be exact) in June, appropriately named Soda Shaq.

You must be asking what flavors does this delicious concoction come in? Strawberry, Orange, Vanilla and Blueberry.

The best part of Shaq’s soda is that it’s all natural. Yes, you read that right. Don’t believe it? Check the cans.

At least it doesn't make any promises that it will give you the ability to do this.

Or this.