Surprise! Ronda Rousey wants Holly Holm to beat Miesha Tate

And in other news: The Earth is round.

That’s the level reached on the "no duh" meter when Ronda Rousey told TMZ she wants Holly Holm to beat Miesha Tate in their co-main event at UFC 196.

"I don’t want anyone else to take the honor of beating her besides myself," said Rousey, who lost her UFC title and undefeated record when Holm KO’d her last year.

Two other pretty self-evident reasons she wants to fight Holm instead of Tate:

1. Rousey-Holm 2 would seriously boost her bank account while the prospect of Rousey-Tate 3 is so unappealing, after her previous two wins over Tate, that the UFC passed up that opportunity to give an untested Holm the title shot last year — and look how that worked out.

2. Rousey friggin’ HATES Miesha Tate. Like cats hate cucumbers.