Watch: High school kicker boots 50-yard field goal with teammate holding with TONGUE
The risk-reward analysis by Dylan Futrell, who held a football with his tongue for La.-based St. Paul's Wolves kicker Austin Means, must have looked something like this:
Risks: Suffer broken jaw inflicted by a teammate in an even more bizarre manner than Geno Smith; series of dentist visits; lifelong regret.
Rewards: Participate in a really cool video; celebrate teammate's 50-yard shot.
Just kidding -- there was no analysis.
All's well that ends well. Nice boot by Means.