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Alabama Football: Tennessee Hires Brady Hoke in Hilarious Bad Decision

Updated Mar. 4, 2020 9:10 p.m. ET

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Alabama Football “rival” and Life Champion Butch Jones has made some really poor decisions with Tennessee Football and hiring Brady Hoke is just the latest one that we find hilarious.

The quotation marks around “rival” are there because Tennessee vs Alabama Football is about as competitive as the younglings were against Anakin Skywalker. Butch Jones has decided that hiring Brady Hoke as a defensive line coach is the best way to fix what’s wrong.

That’s ridiculous. Brady Hoke has zero experience in putting out dumpster fires and the only thing flaming up more than Tennessee Football are Tennessee Football players.  

The most surprising thing about this latest bad decision by Butch Jones is that it didn’t come during a press conference. He recently followed up his now famous claiming of a “Life Championship” by hilariously stating that “the only 5 star players Tennessee is interested in recruiting are those with 5 star hearts.” 

Vols were not happy about it. This one is going to jail. 

Brady Hoke couldn’t beat Alabama if he wrote Crimson Tide on every egg he used to bake the cake he eats alone while he watching old Michigan games with the volume on the TV all the way down and his wistful Celine Dion playlist all the way up.

This needs no caption to be funny. Alabama Football faithful will miss your posts on Bama Hammer, Bandit. 

Brady Hoke? If Butch Jones failed any bigger Tennessee Football would be eligible for an Enron style tax payer funded bail out.

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“Brady Hoke looks like Governor Chris Christie if the only thing he governed were how many Moon Pies he wasn’t going to share with any-damn-body.”

In related news, Tennessee recently released Mike “DIVE DIVE DIVE” Deboard from his responsibilities of coaching the offense and complaining about the Cracker Barrel being out of Sweet N Low.

In a rare bold move, Butch Jones has pledged to hire an actual goat to take Deboard’s place as offensive coordinator as opposed to the scapegoat everyone expected.  Brady Hoke is going to fit like a square peg in a round light socket at Tennessee and keep the dumpster fire burning all season long.

Do you think the Vols should just go ahead and bring back Phil Fulmer? Let us know on Facebook or in the comments.

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