Serial 'dropper' has tormented Norway golf course for 10 years with mystery excrements
This story about one man's decade-long commitment to using a golf course as a public toilet comes from Norway tabloid Rogaland Avis, which does not appear to be a satirical outlet a la The Onion.
The mysterious serial pooper has visted Stavanger Golf Club several times a week since 2005, usually leaving his mark near tee boxes and on trails, though the man has ruthlessly struck cups before.
How do we know it's a man?
"What we find is sort of (too massive) to come from a lady," said groundskeeper and poo detective Frode Jormeland.
If you happen to be a criminal profiler, see what you can riddle from these additional details:
- The man only on strikes weekday nights, never on the weekends
- He often rides to the crime scene on a bike
- He uses toilet paper
The mystery dropper remains ever at large -- watching, eating, waiting, knowing.