Bennie Logan doesn't like it when referees touch his buttocks
Philadelphia Eagles nose tackle Bennie Logan was just trying to do his job on Sunday against the Green Bay Packers. He was in there on special teams for a Packers' field-goal attempt in the first quarter when the umpire noticed that Logan was lined up wrong.
So, the umpire put his hand on Logan's rear end to move him into the correct position. And Logan ... didn't like it.
The lesson here? Watch where you put your hands around Bennie Logan.