Milwaukee Brewers: Haiku's for the off-season.
Major League Baseball and the Players Association have come to an agreement. There will be labor peace. The hot stove can continue to burn, and baseball will be played come spring. Huzzah! So instead of some deep analysis of how this affects our local team, here is something completely different. The Brewers in haiku.
Scrappy Scooter, grit
Never been known for the glove
May be non-tendered
Flexible Hernan
Venezuelan army knife
Can play anywhere
Chris Carter, dingers
Power, walks, and not much else
R.I.P.
Johnathan Villar
BABIP unsustainable?
Base-running blunders
Coach Derek Johnson
Never seen in a jersey
short sleeve wind breaker
Wily the pitcher
Resembles Tracy Morgan
May be his last shot
Shortstop Arcia
Great glove, bat should develop
The future is now
Ryan Braun left field
May end up being traded
Enjoy while you can
GM David Stearns
Analytically minded
Looks like Ryan Braun
Eric Thames at first
Babe Ruth of the K-B-O
The Bi-Bim-Bopper*
*editors note, I am definitely using this as a nickname for Thames.
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