#National Zipper Day: Why this is Arsene Wenger's least favorite day

Updated Mar. 4, 2020 3:45 p.m. ET

Thomas Hautmann

In honor of National Zipper Day â yes, that's actually a thing â let's take a stroll down memory lane and review Arsene Wenger's toughest fights against jackets, all of which he would lose.

Here he is sporting the new Puma jackets, which were supposed to solve all the Arsenal manager's coat-zipping problems:

Let's remember even harder times, back when Wenger had to deal with those pesky Nike coats:

Sorry, Arsene. We couldn't help ourselves.