OMFGCU: The Florida Gulf Coast University men's basketball team hit on Miesha Tate and failed miserably.
Led by dreadlocked shooting guard Sherwood Brown, the Eagles flocked around the UFC women's bantamweight and Ultimate Fighter coach, interrupting an after-ESPYs interview with ESNEWS. Brown's courtship was as successful as his NBA Draft bid: He got shut down immediately.
"I would love to take a piece of that," Brown said off camera. "I would love to take a piece."
Tate's counterpunch? "You wouldn't remember it."
Oof, Punk City. Teammates Chase Fieler, Brett Comer and the rest of the Eagles were dumbstruck, reacting with "Oooh's" and "Aaaay's", then sheepishly identifying themselves as Dunk City to the filmer.
Indeed, the Eagles have crash landed.
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