Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores four goals to win title for PSG
Zlatan Ibrahimovic went into Sunday knowing that a win for Paris Saint-Germain would clinch a Ligue 1 title, their fourth in a row, and do so in record time.
Zlatan, being Zlatan, needed to celebrate such an accomplishment in style. So he scored.
Gooooooal!@Ibra_official quick out of the dressing room, and makes it 0-4 after HT! #Ligue1 https://t.co/xYHh2BKrFY— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) March 13, 2016
Then he scored again.
Gooooooal!— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) March 13, 2016
Five-star @PSG_Inside, @Ibra_Official with that trademark karate finish. #Ligue1 https://t.co/AnzQFY6Iss
Gooooooal!@Ibra_Official with an incredible finish, and that completes a TEN MINUTE HAT-TRICK. #Ligue1 https://t.co/Cem1wwMkge— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) March 13, 2016
That's a hat trick in nine minutes. Normally, that would be impressive, but he is Zlatan and hat tricks are commonplace. He simply calls them "above average matches." This being a special match and a chance for history, he needed better.
Goooooal!— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) March 13, 2016
A wretched @estac_officiel afternoon complete, OG by Saunier. #Ligue1 https://t.co/nUU8lFhNj1
Four goals. Even for Zlatan, that is good.
But Zlatan isn't just a goalscorer and general all-around creator of wonderfulness. He is also a responsible and thoughtful person who takes care of precious cargo.
Fasten seatbelts pic.twitter.com/8YbgYHmCPV— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) March 13, 2016
Bless you, Zlatan. And bless that magical ball. May you two be safe and happy together for eternity. At least until your next four-goal game, or league title, or ... damn, you do this a lot, don't you?