Outraged Michigan fan calls from 'enemy territory' to rip team in hysterical radio rant

Outraged Michigan fan calls from 'enemy territory' to rip team in hysterical radio rant

Published Sep. 10, 2014 10:35 a.m. ET

Paul from Toledo has some ideas about the University of Michigan's 31-0 flogging at the hands of Notre Dame on Saturday, and few of them are particulary sane or rational.

That said, Paul's passion for winning is commendable, and after Michigan's embarrassing defeat, he's not going to tolerate any excuses. In Paul's wide-ranging, nonsensical post-game call to Sam and Ira of WTKA Sports Talk in Ann Arbor, he took everyone and everything to task, from the school's engineering program to one of the show's sponsors -- some burrito maker.

Thanks to Lost Letterman for a transcript, which appears below the video itself. Buckle up. 

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Just fantastic. Michigan should try playing in this in the locker room before its next game against Miami of Ohio. 

One last thought: Who did you picture in your mind as Paul while listening?

If it wasn't Randy Quaid, you've got to watch this clip from "Major League." Hang in there, Paul from Toledo. 

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