Metta World Peace would add beer-thrower from 'Malice at The Palace' and Ben Wallace to cabinet as president
It’s Election Day, which means hundreds of athletes are firing off political tweets. As always, though, no one is operating on the same level of Metta World Peace.
World Peace (it never gets old referring to him by his last name) posted a long list of plans if elected president on Tuesday, and mentioned that he would add the beer-thrower from the infamous Pacers–Pistons brawl, as well as Ben Wallace and Al Gore to his cabinet.
#ifmettawaspresident , I would have my secretary of defense be Ben Wallace.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
#ifmettawaspresident I would hire Al Gore as my VP. I would also have national "Stop Playa Hating" day.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
He also threw out some other interesting policies:
#ifmettawaspresident , I would put a limit on the size a fake booty could be.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
Some are way too big
#ifmettawaspresident , I would have Saturday Salsa night in the White House.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
#ifmettawaspresident , I would get all my work done early and leave office after 3 months but still pay myself for 4 years
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
#ifmettawaspresident , I would require "Game of Thrones" only take off summers . Only two months off. #iamwaiting
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
#ifmettawaspresident , I would take out home room in Highschool and just head to your first class.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
I would also add Morals and Values class
#ifmettawaspresident , I would it mandatory the Pancit has half the sodium. #philipinodish
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
#ifmettawaspresident , I would allow relationship swaps but not divorce.
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
#ifmettawaspresident , I would make 5 hours of comedy per year ,in front of a crowd ,mandatory . Similar to community service .
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
And, his regime would be big on stolen memes:
#ifmettawaspresident , I would hire @thefatjew_ as my Head of press
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016
The first time Metta has ever tweeted a bad tweet.
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