Jerry Jones: I have the brain of a 40-year-old
If Jerry Jones were to star in his own movie, would it be called "The 40-Year-Old Owner?"
The 70-year-old eccentric owner of the Dallas Cowboys has been known to throw out some outlandish statements, but one he said Wednesday just might top all the rest due to a recent doctor's visit.
"I've been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it's like the brain of a 40-year-old," Jones said, according to The Dallas Morning News.
Huh?
Evidently the doctor didn't know whose scans he was looking at when he made the assumption that Jones' brain looks 30 years younger than it actually is.
"The guy really did not know it was me," Jones continued. "I was there anonymously. He said, 'And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart, I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.'"
Now, sure, we might not have proof that Jones actually has the brain of a 40-year-old...but we do have proof that he has the rap skills of a MUCH younger man.