George O'Leary on Blake Bortles Hot Girlfriend: "She Deserves 6 Million Googles."
Blake Bortles might have the hottest girlfriend of any college football player in America.
Today as part of the promo for the Fiesta Bowl tonight, ESPN interviewed Blake Bortles about his girlfriend Lindsey Duke.
SI's Extra Mustard already has the video up.
Bortles own name produces a bit over 220,000 Google results?
Girlfriend Lindsey Duke?
Over six million.
Enter George O'Leary with the quote of bowl season. "Obviously you haven't seen his girlfriend. She deserves six million Googles."
I'm suggest we all start using this phrase.
How hot is she?
She deserves six million Googles.
Here's the ESPN video.
Get ready for all the "feminists" to be outraged. These sad women will be accompanied in the outrage brigade by all the sad men who are deeply offended by attractive women being talked about because the only way they can sleep with unattractive women is by being offended by how much attention attractive women get.
For the rest of us, here's Lindsey's instagram account.
If Lindsey Duke is lucky, she can be the new Katherine Webb.
That's assuming, however, that Katherine Webb ever manages to recover from last year's Brent Musburger BCS title game terror attack.
Personally, I just long for the day when society will stop caring about what women look like. Until that halcyon day when biology and sexual desire no longer matter, we'll beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
