With the first anniversary of the Thanksgiving weekend accident that changed Tiger Woods' life — and quite possibly the course of golf history — fast approaching, Woods has emerged from his cone of silence and is going on a full-blown PR offensive.
From the first-person article in Newsweek to the resurrection of his long-dormant Twitter account to his Thursday morning sitdown with Mike and Mike, Woods is suddenly in a talkative mood.
But old habits die hard. And while Tiger may be talking, he still isn't saying very much.
Unless you gain some kind of insight from "@TigerWoods: Yep, it’s me. I think I like this twitter thing. You guys are awesome. Thanks for all the love."
As for the rest of you, don't worry. We're here to help with these suggestions to liven up Tiger's tweeting.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Just in case @IamNOTTigerWoods is too subtle for some of you … THESE ARE NOT TWEETS FROM TIGER WOODS' TWITTER ACCOUNT!
