Bale scores four as Real Madrid smash ten past nine-man Rayo
Rayo Vallecano gave Real Madrid an early scare before being reduced to nine men and losing 10-2 in a remarkable clash at a mutinous Santiago Bernabeu.
Sections of the home support whistled under-fire manager Rafael Benitez before kick-off and his players received similar treatment at halftime despite being 4-2 to the good against a depleted opponent.
Gareth Bale turned a first-half brace into a four-goal haul, quelling the early discontent that had long subsided by the time Karim Benzema completed a hat trick in the final minute.
Danilo gave Madrid a third-minute lead but quick-fire efforts from Antonio Amaya and Jozabed had neighboring Rayo dreaming of a famous triumph.
Those ambitions were undermined when Tito hacked into Toni Kroos to be sent off and, after Bale equalized, Raul Baena also received his marching orders – preceding a successful penalty from Cristiano Ronaldo.
Benzema opened and closed the second-half mauling, while Ronaldo headed a second and Bale made hay.
Madrid is now within two points of champion Barcelona, which wrapped up Club World Cup glory in Japan earlier on Sunday, but the bizarre nature of this rout is unlikely to bring many Benitez doubters onside.
Rayo tore forward from kick-off, only to leave itself exposed to a slick third-minute counterattack.
James Rodriguez and Bale combined, and the Welshman released overlapping full-back Danilo to steer a low effort past visiting keeper Yoel.
But Paco Jemez's team would not be discouraged and they deservedly drew level when Amaya headed Roberto Trashorras' corner past a flimsy attempted save from Keylor Navas in the 10th minute.
Worse was to come two minutes later for Madrid – Jozabed planting Tito's deflected cross into the corner to stun the Bernabeu – and the attacking midfielder almost made it three when Navas beat a shot behind at the near post with his defense in disarray.
A breathless match took its latest remarkable turn in the 14th minute when Tito was rightly dismissed for a reckless lunge on Kroos, who recovered to fire a blistering drive narrowly wide.
Much had happened in the 24 minutes since Danilo opened the scoring but the Brazilian hooked in a wonderful cross for Bale to bury a headed equalizer.
The carnage was far from over and Rayo were down to nine men in the 28th minute as referee Ignacio Iglesias Villanueva gave Baena a second yellow card for tangling with Sergio Ramos inside the area.
Paco's team were understandably aggrieved as Ronaldo coolly drilled home the resulting penalty.
James sent Bale streaking through the undermanned Rayo ranks to double his tally and the same combination almost heralded a first-half hat trick in stoppage time, but the ex-Tottenham man could not convert at the far post.
The utterly surreal feel to proceedings was heightened when Real was whistled at halftime and the players sought to repair these fractured relations with their fans as Benzema slotted home number five, James the provider once more.
Yoel was out sharply to deny Ronaldo in the 50th minute but his was a thankless task and there was nothing he could do when the Portuguese superstar firmly nodded James' left-wing cross into the net.
Rayo attacked when possible, left-back Nacho having a venomous shot blocked, heralding the unlikely sight of nine men conceding their seventh on the break after 61 minutes.
James released Ronaldo to leave Bale with a simple finish for the matchball and he had a fourth when an attempted nutmeg on substitute Quini fell favorably.
Luka Modric found an unmarked Benzema to dispatch number nine and there would be a second hat trick when he thumped in a lay-off from substitute Mateo Kovacic left footed - concluding a scarcely credible contest in the Spanish capital.
