Vitor Belfort beats up sinning churchgoers in absurd TV commercial
There are times when reality becomes way more ridiculous than satire. This is one of those times.
Vitor Belfort, the UFC's favorite devout Christian/TRT user, stars in a commercial for a church as a "values enforcer." What does that mean? We're glad you asked.
Basically, Belfort steps into a cage and beats up bad churchgoers until they promise not to text or fall asleep during services. It's like a cross between "Bully Beatdown" and those grating Sunday morning televangelists. Only it's not as funny as either of the above.
Don't get us wrong. This commercial is hilarious -- but strictly in a laughing-at-you-not-with-you type of way. The best part is how the sinning church attendees get to Belfort -- they're kidnapped, blindfolded and put into a van.
Yes, that is exactly what Jesus would do.