The College Football Halloween Power Rankings

Published Nov. 1, 2013 10:14 a.m. ET

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Let me just be up front before we begin. Nobody's beating Baby Bill Snyder this year, and he may never be beaten again. Sure, we got a couple Bill Snyder submissions this year, but nobody came close to taking down that little tyke in the accuracy and cuteness categories. Adorable. The earmuff headset? The custom glasses? The gray hair? The nonplussed expression? Baby Bill Snyder is perfection.  

I asked for your submissions on Twitter, and you delivered. Let's get to to the weird, the funny and the cute from the world of college football this Halloween.

HONORABLE MENTION

This is a solid effort. We've seen a baby Dana Holgorsen before, and the hair is really how you sell it. A Red Bull in this little guy's coat pocket could have taken this getup to the next level.

Are those custom-knitted chaps and a custom-knitted Cowboy hat? Major points for effort.

Well, now that's just cute. I hope she was handing out homemade deer jerky all night. Like the real Mountaineer, is she allowed to shoot a musket anywhere in the city limits? (That's a real law, by the way.)

Respect to the Photoshop game.

Good to see Iowa State fans are finding constructive outlets for their anger from that Texas loss.

What a big week for the Baylor tarp. After ticket sales spiked for the Bears' game against Oklahoma on Thursday, the university elected to take the tarp off and sell seats in the south end zone. The university already planned to take it off for the stadium's finale against Texas before Baylor Stadium opens in 2014. Now, the infamous tarp is getting Halloween tributes? Strong. I'm told there are no plans for the tarp, which was removed on Thursday. For now, it's sitting in storage in Waco, with no plan for a return.

Gundy's hair and sunglasses make this one, but you gotta go all the way with the headset. You're trying to coach a college football game guys, not lose to some 12-year-olds at Halo 3.

FIFTH PLACE

Oh, the visor. It is too much. And am I the only one who thinks the little guy looks like Stoops in the face? You just cannot miss with babies wearing headsets, folks.

FOURTH PLACE

Hand times are for your mama.

THIRD PLACE

Oh, the hair. I can't handle the cuteness of this little guy who looks happy he's impersonating the most eligible bachelor in Lubbock.

SECOND PLACE

I love this little guy. The sunglasses are perfect. I can only assume his motorcycle is just outside the frame of the photo.

WINNER:

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. This young lady is reprising her role as the Masked Rider this year, and man, that pony is still as cute as ever.

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