Texts From Last Race: What went down after Sunday's race at Las Vegas Motor Speedway?

Published Mar. 11, 2014 4:30 p.m. ET

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What were they saying after Brad Keselowski's celebration in Sin City?

Thanks to our always entertaining friend Nascarcasm, Shake and Bake has uncovered a private (and extremely fake) post-race group text message between some of your favorite drivers.

Tony Stewart's fired up. Roger Penske's cracking jokes. And Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s cell phone is running out of juice. Here's what they were texting after the race.