Texts From Last Race: What went down after Michigan International Speedway?

Published Aug. 19, 2014 4:00 p.m. ET

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Jeff Gordon restarted his way to a checkered flag at Michigan International Speedway. But what happened after?

Thanks to our always entertaining friend Nascarcasm, Shake and Bake has uncovered a private (and extremely fake) post-race group text message between some of your favorite drivers.

Clint Bowyer is NOT getting out of his race car, Chase Elliott has a different Hendrick driver in his crosshairs and Jimmie Johnson just wants to wring Ryan Newman's neck ... wait, that's not going to work.