I understand, Unnamed Kid in Highligher Orange T-Shirt. I understand even if no one else does.
You probably thought that someone clad in emoji pajamas and a wolf tee would be easy pickins on a basketball court.
The tricky thing is that yeah, there's a good chance that someone wearing that outfit could chuck an easy layup over the backboard, but there's an equal chance that person could hold you scoreless in a 1-on-1 game to 10. Or make you Internet famous in the bad way, ruining basketball for you for good.
Like I said, I get it. It was an easy mistake to make. But now that you've been crossed into the next town over you have two options. You can either come back for a rematch and reclaim your honor, or you can stay there and live under an assumed name.
Remember, Unnamed Kid in Highlighter Orange T-Shirt: it's not how many loops the resulting Vine gets, it's how many times you get back up.
I think that's how the saying goes.
(Thanks to SB Nation for sharing)
