Kevin Hart 'smoked' LSU track star Jada Smith in a footrace, but he cheated
Kevin Hart visited LSU on Thursday and picked out junior sprinter Jada Martin for a footrace. The same Jada Martin that happens to be a two-time All-American.
And Kevin Hart won. He won. How? I'm glad you asked. Really, it's quite simple my dear interested reader: Cheater Kevin Hart is a cheating cheater that cheats.
How does @Jada_MAC warm up for practice? A street race with @KevinHart4real of course! #GeauxFasterJada #QuickWit pic.twitter.com/1lFt0eHeQC
— LSUTrackField (@LSUTrackField) March 10, 2016
Hart went before the official "GO" and jumped out to a head start. A false start, if we're calling spades spades.
The aftermath. #LSU #GeauxFasterJada #QuickWit @KevinHart4real @Jada_MAC @LSUCoachShaver pic.twitter.com/MFzQ6XIeKA
— LSUTrackField (@LSUTrackField) March 10, 2016
So 100k saw it live on @KevinHart4real Periscope & @Jada_MAC needs a better start! #LSU #GeauxFasterJada #QuickWit pic.twitter.com/TbRZoabLPp
— LSUTrackField (@LSUTrackField) March 10, 2016
But the more everyone pointed it out, the more Hart kept jawing and talking cash to everyone. There's a lesson to be learned here: you can absolutely argue with facts -- and win -- by being loud and unrepetant. You can also call shotgun before you see the car. Also, "dibs" no longer count for anything. In fact, everyone just do what feels good to you at the time. Everything just means whatever now. No parents.
Jokes aside, it looks like the LSU track and field team had fun.
Thanks @KevinHart4real for a few laughs before practice. We’re now ready for #NCAATF Indoors tomorrow! #LSU #WeReady pic.twitter.com/kJxQDwUKJD
— LSUTrackField (@LSUTrackField) March 10, 2016
But Kevin Hart is still a cheater.
