Horsey McHorseface is now a Winner McWinner

Published Jun. 30, 2017 6:28 p.m. ET

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It has come to our attention that the horse we all know as Horsey McHorseface won his recent race (McRaceRace?).

This race took Placey McPlacePlace in Australia, where the announcer was forced to say his name like six times as Horsey galloped to victory.

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