Have you ever wondered what the top-selling NFL jerseys are among women?
The results were interesting. Let's break down some surprising states.
1. Texas -- Jason Witten
Surprised that Tony Romo wasn't at the top of this list? He's likable and lives a glamorous life, but no dice. The Great State's favorite son is the hardworking, loyal tight end who has been with the franchise through thick and thin.
2. Alaska -- Tony Romo
Don't worry, Tony. Witten has Texas, but you can have free moose meat for life and hang with the cast of "Deadliest Catch" until the end of time. Congratulations!
3. Oregon -- Andrew Luck
Huh? First of all, Andrew hails from Texas and went to college at Stanford, one of the University of Oregon's main rivals in recent years. And he plays for Indianapolis ... which isn't close to Oregon. Strange stuff.
4. Vermont -- Drew Brees
Vermont is a part of New England, yet somehow refuses to be swept up in the Patriots bandwagon. So, they decided on Brees? Sigh, Vermont ... always has to be different.
5. North Dakota and Arkansas -- Heath Miller
Someone needs to explain this. A simple search of Miller's background shows that he went to high school and college in Virginia. He's the starting tight end for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Just proves that there isn't a state in the union untainted by Steelers fandom.
6. New Mexico -- Russell Wilson
7. Utah and Colorado -- Wes Welker and Peyton Manning
Oh, that's nice. Two neighboring states both enjoy the Broncos.
8. Wyoming -- Tom Brady
Wow, it appears Wyoming is the cranky neighbor across the street from Utah and Colorado. Patriots fans, really? Is there some turf war the rest of the country is unaware of?
9. North and South Carolina -- Luke Kuechly
Oh, boy. Does Cam Newton know about this? He can't be happy.
10. Delaware -- Nick Foles
This makes sense. The state with no personality loves the quarterback with no personality.
11. Minnesota -- Aaron Rodgers
I saved the biggest travesty for last. What self-respecting Minnesotan buys up Packers jerseys? How does this happen?! It doesn't matter if you had to return your Adrian Peterson jersey. Buy Cordarrelle Patterson! Matt Asiata! Anyone! Just no Packers!
