I'm about to say something I never thought I'd ever say in my entire life:
I'm looking forward to watching an episode of Dr. Phil next week.
Why? Anna Benson is going to be on it and the preview video (which has since been pulled down off YouTube) was, in a word, amazing.
You remember Anna Benson, right? She's the estranged wife of former MLB pitcher Kris Benson. She's also the woman who pleaded guilty to attacking Kris Benson in July.
Some of the best things she said in the preview video:
"I'm the most famous wife in sports history since Marylin Monroe."
"I had several knives, it was all just thrown around in my purse."
"I was actually laying on the bed thinking we were going to have sex."
OK, that's it. I'm all in on Dr. Phil next week. The episode will air on Wednesday. Which channel will it be on? I have absolutely no clue but I'll be sure to find out.
