The Internet can't stop roasting Ryan Lochte after new gas station robbery allegations
Well, just when you think the Lochte Does Rio couldn't get any Lochte-er, new reports out of Brazil indicate we may be only scratching the surface of the story.
It all began when Lochte told Brazilian authorities he and fellow U.S. swimmers Jimmy Feigen and Gunnar Bentz were robbed at gunpoint early Sunday morning.
The swimmer has since backpedaled his story and left the country. Feigen and Bentz remain in Brazil as police gather more information, and if the newest reports are true, things aren't looking great for the swimmers.
Now, local authorities claim the swimmers were vandalizing a gas station and there was no robbery at all.
Of course, this new twist is just gas to the eternal roast torch the Internet is burning for the U.S. swimmer.
Did I hear "Ryan Lochte gas station fight?" pic.twitter.com/JD2439xYer
— Luke Morris (@LukeMorris) August 18, 2016
LOCHTE: Fine, it was a gas station fight, OK? It went a little something like this ... pic.twitter.com/51CghfStLh
— Jay Busbee (@jaybusbee) August 18, 2016
EXCLUSIVE: Video of Ryan Lochte and his friends fighting security at a Rio gas station pic.twitter.com/Td9zy9uOnv
— Clemzingis (@TheClemReport) August 18, 2016
Who tells a Brazilian cabbie to stop at a gas station for popcorn and a pee break at, like, 5 a.m.? pic.twitter.com/F6rDaJ3PM5
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) August 18, 2016
"Your honor I guess we know WHY Mr Lochte swims. Hard to see someone's pants on fire when they're in the WATER!" pic.twitter.com/Fu98OeEGPw
— Ol' QWERTY Bastard (@TheDiLLon1) August 18, 2016
Stay tuned. This Lochte thing appears to be a Russian doll set of inanity.
Dan is on Twitter. Don't fight at gas stations. Even if the cool kids are doing it.
