Ex-Colombia great teaches soccer to horse while wearing T-Rex outfit

Some things need to be seen to be believed.

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We’re not entirely sure what to make of this but we just can’t … stop … watching.

When he’s not busy creating flavored condoms, ex-Newcastle United and Colombia legend Faustino Asprilla, who retired from the game in 2004, was caught training his horse how to play soccer:

Sure. Why not?

But with a T-Rex costume? Wow!

If only retirement could be like this for everyone.

h/t Joe.co.uk