Anderson Silva will repair your iPhone
One in four iPhones have a cracked screen. If you're part of that butter-fingered 25%, Anderson Silva is here to help. Thanks to Nike Brasil and São Paulo-based ad agency 9ine Sports & Entertainment, a poor-man's remedy is now available: The Spider Screenbreaker.
More like a Spider Screensaver, the Spider Screenbreaker is a series of wallpapers of Silva throwing strikes at the camera. Just download the image, reposition The Spider's fist, knee or other body part to your screen's crack(s), and voila: You've cheaply and successfully camouflaged your clumsiness.
See conspiracy theorists, if anything's fixed in the UFC, it's your broken screen. Download the Spider Screenbreaker smartphone repair kit HERE.
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