Anderson Silva will repair your iPhone

One in four iPhones have a cracked screen. If
you’re part of that butter-fingered 25%, Anderson Silva is here to
help. Thanks to Nike Brasil and São Paulo-based ad agency
9ine Sports &
, a poor-man’s remedy is now available:
The Spider Screenbreaker.

More like a Spider
Screensaver, the Spider Screenbreaker is a series of
wallpapers of Silva throwing strikes at the camera. Just download
the image, reposition The Spider’s fist, knee or other body part to
your screen’s crack(s), and voila: You’ve cheaply and successfully
camouflaged your clumsiness.

See conspiracy theorists, if anything’s fixed in the UFC,
it’s your broken screen. Download the Spider Screenbreaker
smartphone repair kit


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