More like a Spider Screensaver, the Spider Screenbreaker is a series of
wallpapers of Silva throwing strikes at the camera. Just download
the image, reposition The Spider’s fist, knee or other body part to
your screen’s crack(s), and voila: You’ve cheaply and successfully
camouflaged your clumsiness.
See conspiracy theorists, if anything’s fixed in the UFC,
it’s your broken screen. Download the Spider Screenbreaker
smartphone repair kit HERE.