The NBA offseason is here and by the looks of it we'll all be running naked in the streets dodging Woj Bombs before the draft can even take place.
Its been an active week since the Warriors dismissed Cleveland from the Finals and sent the entire league into a pants-shattering fear frenzy over their short and longterm prospects.
Which is the only thing that can right this ship, honestly: Golden State destroying everyone to the extent that franchises have to change in order to even have a viable product.
Everyone is scrambling for any advantage they can get, and one tool teams have turned to this summer are custom Spotify playlists compiled by the team and staff with the purpose of reminding players of last seaason's failures and of their individual and team goals going forward.
I'm happy to report that I've managed to get my hands on these playlists in their current form. I warn you, some teams are...still figuring it out....and a few clearly have multiple authors or have been hacked/defaced by fans of a rival team.
I should stress that these are not satirical and I did not stay up late last combing Spotify solely for the purpose of making bizarre and frivolous NBA jokes on the Internet.
No, these are the real deal. And I just hope they help the NBA take the next step toward greater parity.
Again, these are not jokes.
**Editor's note: These are jokes.**
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
New Orleans Pelicans
New York Knicks
Oklahoma City Thunder
Portland Trail Blazers
San Antonio Spurs
Dan is on Twitter. He hopes for someone talked Wall out of that "staff" he's started carrying.