We have a bone to pick with the West Michigan Whitecaps.
No, it’s not about the absurd emoji jerseys that players on the Detroit Tigers’ affiliate are slated to wear on Thursday night as part of their #socialmedia Night. In fact, these are pretty awesome. You could spend an hour just trying to find all of the various emojis the team has included on their duds:
If anything, that emoji — combined with a fire emoji or three — perfectly encapsulates our initial response to these jerseys. Yet it’s nowhere to be found. It’d be like wearing a selfie jersey that didn’t include a puppy-face Snapchat filter picture: