LA KISS Arena Football League field unveiled

Co-owners Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley promote their new team, the LA KISS, which makes its home debut Saturday at Honda center.

Jerod Harris

Los Angeles might not have an NFL stadium, but who needs one when you have this masterpiece down the I-5 in Anaheim?

"LA KISS is here, and we’re going to give the world what they expect," co-owner Paul Stanley told Good Day LA on Thursday.

The LA KISS face the Portland Thunder at 6:30 p.m., and the halftime entertainment will be none other than Hollywood heavy-metal band Steel Panther.

The band is fresh off its "Spread the Disease" Tour, and they’ll be featured throughout the game on the permanent end zone stage.

"Steel panther rocks!" raved KISS co-owner Gene Simmons. "Just ask your girlfriend."

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The game will also feature an action sports team, dance team and plenty of pyrotechnics.  

"We’re gonna have more firepower than most third-world countries," Stanley said.