UFC Octagon girl Brittney Palmer got married this weekend — don’t cry

Brittney Palmer got hitched this weekend, ruining the lives of thousands of fanboys worldwide.

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Brittney Palmer is off the market. Cue the sad faces.

The lovely UFC Octagon girl — and one of the hottest women in the world per Maxim — got married over the weekend to Aaron Zalewski. No, he’s not an MMA fighter; he’s actually in finance. So, there’s hope for all you nerds out there.

Palmer posted a bunch of pictures of the ceremony on her Instagram and, obviously, she looked awesome. Her mom walked her down the aisle. Palmer and Zalewski are now honeymooning at ME Cabo in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, which is just a ridiculously gorgeous place. Don’t stalk them, please.

Brittney has been a mainstay as a round card engineer along Arianny Celeste for years. After a sabbatical, she made her return at UFC 140 in 2011 and she’s been around ever since.

Palmer got her MMA start in the WEC and has remained close friends with former WEC featherweight champion Urijah Faber, who was a guest at her wedding.

Speaking of Celeste, she was also an attendee and, to no one’s surprise, looked amazing in a blue dress. Unlike Brittney, Arianny is still single, gentlemen. Your hopes of dating an Octagon girl have not been totally dashed. And hey, there’s always Vanessa Hanson and Chrissy Blair.